Why I’m breaking up with my K-cup machine!

I know, I know, It’s a first world problem.

I received it as gift and was excited!  It’s been five months now and every morning it is an epic battle between me and the machine, and the machine wins nearly every time!  Nine times out of ten, I cannot for the love of me, get it to work properly.   I don’t know what I’m doing wrong either.

I’m done.  I’m breaking up with and it’s facebook official!

It's Facebook Official! We are broken up!

It’s Facebook Official! We are broken up!

Let’s face it, I drink A LOT of coffee, which really makes it neither a financially nor an environmentally great choice.  I will keep it on hand for those times when others visit, but I’m going back to my old faithful and trusty coffee maker. One that when it’s 6 am and I have my best bitch face on and no one in my house dares to even talk to me (except the 4yo, because she’s a nonstop morning talker-ugh), I can work it with one eye open and one eye closed.  A coffee maker that doesn’t require a ton of steps and god forbid you accidentally close the k-cup lid BEFORE  the water is fully heated and then wait for your first cup of morning only to watch it sputter and make noise and NOTHING COMES OUT!!!

No, I will go back to the machine that I can set the timer so that the coffee is already brewing when I wake up in the morning.  I tried this “new” thing and no thanks!  You kids can keep all that technology!

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